Annapurna Base Camp Trek: A Preview

Ever since the world came to know that I have been surviving despite forgetting my wife’s birthday every year for the past 12 years and that I can catch her flying shoes on my face with the bravery of a warrior and the calmness of a monk, I have been bestowed upon a super-human tag. A superhuman image is difficult to keep up with because people naturally expect even wilder things next time.

Okay, ignore the above paragraph. It’s just to warm you up for the long read. The actual post starts here.

You know what, I actually have a superhuman image, especially among people of my own age. Since most of them are already wilting and withering in the heat of family life, they look at me with a degree of wonder because I have been able to keep myself relatively fit and in shape along with being free-spirited. This has also resulted in them drawing a colorful and gross overestimation of my physical abilities.

Some of the wild stories are that I can climb 300 stairs 20 times without losing a breath or breaking a sweat, that I can shoot a football towards goal from the opposite goal and burst the net, that I can drive ten hours nonstop without shifting my bottom from the seat even once or bat an eye, that I can swim faster than a fish, and even more imaginatively that I can charm a snake by just looking into its eyes. I remember Kaipulla (Vadivel) dialogue in the movie Winner – Epadiye usupethivittu usupethivittu udamba ranakalam aakitainge! which translates roughly into something like, ‘Flattering me like this, they have made my body a bloody playground’.

To be frank, I haven’t done anything hugely impressive to carry a superhuman image. I do, of course, play football on a regular basis and that’s about it. So when this opportunity came to do something impressive, I didn’t have to think twice.

It’s a trek to Annapurna Base camp. No, it’s not a visit to Annapurna Atta factory in Gujarat. The Annapurna I’m talking about is the tenth highest mountain in the world at 8,091 meters (26,545 ft) and the deadliest in the Himalayan range.

Trekking in the mighty Himalayas in Nepal will be a dream-come-true event. High mountains and Everest, in particular, caught my imagination after I read Jon Krakauer’s book ‘Into Thin Air’ which is quite some time ago. The book was recently (rather poorly) adapted into a movie, Everest. Into Thin Air takes you on a long, arduous and perilous journey to the summit of Everest where you can see yourself – dying!

It’s an autobiographical book about Jon Krakauer’s Everest experience in 1996. His team summits Everest but the euphoria of standing at the top of the world soon vanishes as a deadly blizzard sets in reducing visibility to zero and temperature much below zero. It becomes a fight for survival and eventually, 8 people would freeze to death on that day making it the deadliest day on Mount Everest before the 16 fatalities of the 2014 Mount Everest avalanche and the 18 deaths resulting from avalanches caused by the April 2015 Nepal earthquake. I even wrote an extensive blog about the incident – 1996 Everest Disaster Remembered.

Into Thin Air doesn’t show high-mountain climbing in a favorable light, but it lit a spark in my head – to try Everest. I went on to read many books based on Everest and watched documentaries for months. Sanity, though, would eventually prevail. I began to ask myself, why should I pay an exorbitant amount of money and walk – die several times in the process – to ultimate death in a place where there isn’t enough oxygen to breathe even a sentimental last breath. I decided I would rather die – without having to pay a fee for it – in a place like Goa, facing the beach with a beer bottle in my hand – glorious, isn’t it?

A trek to the base camp of Everest, however, continues to be at the top of my bucket list. If for nothing else, in my old age I will be able to look at the far horizon, stroke my beard thoughtfully and say, “Yeah, I have shit in Everest”

Unfortunately, Everest will have to wait for some more time. Annapurna may not be as glamorous as Everest, but Annapurna base camp (ABC) is no child’s play either. ABC trek is 9 to 12 days, 4130m in elevation and 120 km in total.

Having already booked flight tickets, now I’m forming a number of rationalizations. ABC trek is one of the best in the world. It would be a good preparation for dream EBC trek. I would be able to test my endurance. There would be rumors that I did the whole trek upside down. Above all, I can prove that I’m indeed one big Paruppu*.

The downside of the trek is – without mincing words – death is a real possibility. People have died. 2014 October, about 39 people including 21 trekkers died on the Annapurna trail when a blizzard hit them. Death by hypothermia is a possibility in November – the month we are planning to go – because it is going to be very cold. High-altitude sickness, kidnapping, avalanche, black bear attack are some of the other issues to deal with.

Positively, various sources say the chance of rain in November is nil, ruling out a blizzard attack. Hypothermia can be avoided by wearing appropriate clothing and high-altitude sickness by following basic precautions. Kidnapping is unheard of in Annapurna trail as it is a crowded route because the majority of the way is actually inter-village highways. And, avalanches only happen in the higher reaches of the mountain.

I want to be calmed by these assurances but generating the necessary leap of faith is not easy. Studies indicate that climate warming has increased the odds for unpredictable and never-before events. Nature, of course, has not signed a treaty that it will not strike in November with a blizzard. There is no definitive reason why a rogue avalanche cannot send me paragliding to the lower level. I also read the number of human-bear conflict in the Annapurna sanctuary area has increased at an alarming rate in recent times so why wouldn’t they want to pick up some interest in me for a happy-hour snack?

So let’s imagine a black bear decides to have a go. What are we supposed to do? According to Stephan Colbert (who randomly came up in google search), we should stand our ground and fight back. Yeah right, you first mister. I think I should be running as fast as I can. The bear would undoubtedly overtake me, but I can be satisfied that I really tried to do something in the last few seconds of my life. May be I should find a bear and do some practice fights before I leave for Nepal.

The good news is I don’t hear anybody talking about bears in ABC trek sites. Perhaps nobody lived to talk about it. Anyways, after weighing up the pros and cons, I don’t see any reason why I shouldn’t go. There are risks, but only as much risk as when you walk down Brigade road on a Sunday.

However, in case I couldn’t make it to the base camp for some reason, I have my ass covered already. Here are the proofs:

The expedition team celebrating reaching the entrance of the base camp

No mistaking here. Annapurna is clearly visible.

Okay, I’m not in these photos but I’m the one who took these photos, so I have been here!

Oh, njan oru sambavam thanneya allae, eh?



Paruppu – (Tamil slang, meaning ‘Big-shot’. Often used to mock a person who thinks he’s a big shot)

About Joshi Mukard (83 Articles)
The author is a wandering soul with no place to call his home town. He was born in Kerala, brought up in several parts of Tamil Nadu, and currently living in Bangalore, shifting his base across the city on a yearly basis with fellow (unfortunate) wanderers, his wife (Libena) and little daughter (Tanaya). Despite all these, the author is a happy soul with no complaints on anything. He wakes up in the morning and sleeps at night and in-between he ducks, stumbles and dances through this world.

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